The Complex

by criminogenic

“BREAKING: Capitol building being evacuated. 12 children held hostage by group of armed congressmen.”

The Onion posted the above the other day and to show how in touch with reality the Complex has been since 11/9 they posted this:

“It has come to our attention that recent twitter feeds are reporting false information concerning current conditions at the U.S. Capitol,” Sgt. Kimberly Schneider said, “Conditions at the U.S. Capitol are currently normal. There is no credibility to these stories or the twitter feeds. The U.S. Capitol Police are currently investigating the reporting.”

The Complex, that is the Military Industrial Complex, is so hopeless at identifying a threat they can’t even determine what the Onion is. These people are too dumb to organise a large scale conspiracy, it’s just stupidity and greed all the way the up the food chain.

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